Through the Cupbored and into a land far far away!

Dive deep into the twisted inner thoughts of liv.. not really... but still if you're willing make sure you bring a snorkel!





If you're into Narnia you haven't seen anything yet..





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NEGATIVITY DAY

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So there is only one day a year that i'm allowed to have a negativity - i chose today, weirdly enough i am not even in a bad mood and I am sorry to Americans that i have to do it on the 4th of July. Party on though rockstars!

Things that i want to be negative about

1. I'm negative about waking up to an artificial noise such as an alarm - Once you have risen i hate when people are in your face bouncing around.. People are not allowed to be perky around me for at least 10 minutes and even then it's pushing it

2. I'm negative when your ex boyfriend hangs outside your work all day thinking you care.. you actually don't care that he's there... it's just annoying that he thinks you do!
3. I'm negative that my Orange library card has expired and i can not renew it.. this means i can't borrow any books!

4. I'm negative about when Selwyn sings a song about negativity and it just sounds like a tortured cat.

5. I'm negative when i have terrible dreams that everyone is trying to watch me go to the bathroom and i keep running from toilet to toilet only to wake up to be lucky i didn't wet the bed!

6. I'm negative about being negative

It seems to be a lot of energy to be negative so be the happiest cheekiest person you know how to be!!

Kaden's Blood Day!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE AROUND NSW

Not many of you would know the story about Kaden Delaney. He was a really vibrant, loving guy from my hometown of Orange. In 2005, Kaden was in a car accident and was on life support in Nepean Hospital for 2 weeks. Kaden then passed away but his organs were still functioning well enough to be donated. Kaden had always been passionate about giving and always stated that he would donate all his organs if he could. Kaden saved many lives so as a tribute to him, on April 26th 2011, there will be a blood day held in his honour where you can have the chance to aid 3 adult lives and 5 children's.

The main event will be at the Orange Donor Centre, 54 Kite st. There will be a free bbq and child minding. If you want to donate blood to honour Kaden, you are eligible to do it at your nearest donor centre. Thanks for giving the time to feel the love in your heart for what Kaden has given in his short life.

ALL OF US CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Tips For Surviving the Gym..

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Pump Those weights... unfortunately.

1. Wear some sort of tights.. If you have thighs like me that severely rub together you'll constantly be pulling at your shorts in the crotch... not so attractive.

2. Lick your lips whilst on the treadmill... you never know which muscley, sex on legs man you're attracting.

3. Be open to new experiences.. changeroom = other female titties

4. When doing a cycle class PRETEND to turn up the resistance... your legs will thankyou later.. or maybe not?

5. DON'T even attempt Body Attack on a Monday night with Vel.. Sam will understand what i'm talking about...

6. Don't try and impress the guy next to you on the treadmill by running at a speed of 14.8.. you're guaranteed to slide off the end.

7. Don't pull out a block of chocolate whilst exercising.. You'll be judged.

8. Don't get a membership with Fitness First... they'll forever bombard you with pointless phone calls about your body.

9. Don't go hungover.. you'll only make matters worse.

10. If you see a girl whose body you desire pumping it on the cross trainer.... beware when you copy her.. you'll only feel bad about yourself.

11. POSITIVITY!!

12. Don't ever look at how long you've been on a machine... you'll last 5 minutes.

13. Don't eat McDonalds as soon as you leave

14. Make sure you are always listening to music

15. Convince your friends... no matter how much they'll hate you.

Keeping up Appearences

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Here's to be being a bit of a loser! sorry :)

There once was a story about.... WENDY

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So you're probably all wondering who Wendy is.. It turns out that i secretly have a double personality. This is no joke. No joke at all.. Her Name is Wendy.

So Wendy is Liv when Liv gets *slightly* intoxicated.. : /

Wendy hits the bars... searches for an unsuspecting male and BAM plants a big lip smacker on them! Wendy makes Liv deal with the consequences and it turns out everybody seems to relate to Wendy better... hmmm?

It has sort of turned into a nice little experiment now... seeing the reactions. One guy pushed Wendy away the other night just saying WHOA... WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! you'd think that hoe would learn something! Tell me what you think of this? Does Wendy need to grow up and start settling down? or Should Liv stop drinking?

Don't believe me? Ask the one and only Stacey she can of course shed some light on the situation!

Get back to me! Keep truckin' :)

Letter to my Future Self

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Dear Future Liv ,

First of all we just need to touch base on the important stuff. Past you is AWESOME so i can only hope that this future me has carried on the tradition. I hope you still love animals and don't mind making a fool of yourself. Sam and i (you remember Olky right) are discussing making a YouTube sensation next week... so i'm probably writing to a famous me right now.. but yeah.. what of it?

I wonder if you're still blonde. And honestly.. do you EVEN have a boyfriend yet! So maybe i should tell you what impulsed this letter to you. Well... it all started in the caf this evening whilst you were munging on your chicken with mushroom and garlic sauce. I was discussing with my friends what i wish past Liv told me now. And what present Liv needs future Liv to know. Ergo.. the most awesome letter you will ever read!

so.. Liv.. Lambert? Or are you married now?

1. I'm putting a lot into this diet so DON'T YOU DARE eat nuggets everyday and ruin all my hard work!

2. DON'T drink milk... it turns out you're lactose intolerant.

3. DON'T ever try and cut a 4 leaf clover shirt.. i dont care if it's st patrick's day

4. DON'T eat pad thai from anywhere but a Thai restaurant or Thailand... it's all PAD SHIT!

5. sign out of Facebook when people are around

6. DON'T be a stupid idiot and never visit Olky in Arkansas (incase you're a dumb dumb and forget where she lives)! She's awesome and you MUST visit her.

7. Be rich enough to not have to drink goon.. even if it is goon appreciation day next Wednesday

8. Try red wine

9. Don't eat corn and think you have aquired taste.. you hate it and you always will

10. If time travel is real please visit past Liv

Anyway.. i'm sure you're doing great in the Big Wide World.. anything i do now to ruin future Liv i am sorry.

LOVE past Liv :)

Back and wearing a hat (return of the jedi ||)

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HELLO! (so far to one trusty follower)

Because of this one loyal girl i am back in the blog force... i know! how exciting! This is just a quick message to let any some sort of eyes listening that i am going to morph into a frequent blogger MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This means my blog is going to have to resemble a some what 'cool' factor. i shall have no problem with this!

This will be all for right NOW because i am tired which means it's bed time for me which definitely ends in me counting sheep! But thanks for reading.. i am chuffed :)