1. DON'T eat carrot sticks.. this just should not be part of a holiday buffet.
2. ALWAYS wear the party hat from the bon bon
3. DON'T forget about the gravy... always use it! make a mashed potato volcano and fill it with gravy!
4. Make sure the potatoes are mashed!
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it.
6. DON'T exercise under any circumstance.
7. If you come across something really good on the buffet table.. sit close to it!
8. Applies for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert?
9. STAY AWAY from the fruit cake
10. always have seconds
11. DON'T judge others and other won't judge yourself.
12. Undo one button on your pants... if you don't it may pop off and hit Grandpa in the eye
13. Get out of there before you have to help with the cleaning.
14. When everybody is socialising away from the dining room... sneak back in for leftovers, no body will know that you're gone.
15. Eat all you can eat.. but push it, break your record!
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